Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Coworkers

i just had one of the funniest IM conversations ever. my coworker vanessa and i talk sometimes at work, mostly about BS. but sometimes about hilarious things....as follows...

Vanessa: coffee isnt helping
Vanessa: im sooooooooo tired
ME: WAKE UP
Vanessa: thanks
ME: i can come over there and smack you around a bit
ME: that might wake you up
Vanessa: i love that!
Vanessa: actually
Vanessa: punch me in my face
Vanessa: i tell my friend to all the time
Vanessa: she wont
Vanessa: ive never been punched dead in my face
Vanessa: u can be the first
ME: hahaha it's funny you say that
ME: because my friend chris had never been punched in the face either
ME: until a couple years ago when we were out at a bar drinking, and he was wasted
ME: and somehow convinced me to punch him
ME: in the face
ME: and i did
ME: and then it became a thing
ME: whenever we would get drunk, i'd have to punch him in the face
Vanessa: NO!
Vanessa: i LOVE UUUUU
Vanessa: thats terrific!
ME: then his girlfriend, one of my best friends, told me i had to stop because we just looked stupid
ME: and i never punched anyone in the face after that
ME: i think the last time i punched him was like a year ago
ME: long story short - you dont want me punching you in the face
Vanessa: no i do
Vanessa: lol
Vanessa: do it in the eye
Vanessa: so that my tooth dont get loose
ME: i'll totally blind you
Vanessa: i love strong people its so cool
ME: i'm like hercules
Vanessa: no hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Vanessa: lmaooooooooooo
Vanessa: thats like my friend joleen*
Vanessa: destroys people its great
ME: i have to use my power for good, not evil




*name has been changed to protect the innocent

weekend plans

it's friday, i'm young, have plenty of friends and plans and invitations. but what am I doing this weekend?


going to the dentist (hopefully not steve martin)


and getting my wisdom teeth out.



yowsa.


basically, my teeth look like this:

which is totally not fun. they're impacted. all four of em. but i'm only having the two bottom ones out. because they are the only ones that really hurt. AWESOME. not.

but it's ok. i have a pretty high tolerance for pain and have lots of juice and yogurt and pudding to sustain me for a day or two while i shouldn't chew. also, i have season 1 of house and season 2 of LOST to keep me entertained while i totally milk my pain. too bad it's taking up a weekend though. but i heard it's supposed to rain on saturday. so, at least i won't miss out on too much daylight. then, if i feel better i'll head over to the argyle fair in babylon. which is sunday. and i'll get some fun crafts. or at least just walk around. it's always nice to go for a walk round the lake.