so i have this friend...

he's an online friend. eventually, we'll hang out and discuss lost in person...but for now, Silly MonkeyCake and I just chat periodically online. his real name is rich. he's a cool dude. anyway, i'm chatting with him online today, and what happens...but this...


Silly MonkeyCake: remember that time you called me about your car? that was nice ha
CptGeechSS: what?
CptGeechSS: i called you about my car?
CptGeechSS: i called you?!
Silly MonkeyCake: yeah like a loooong time ago
CptGeechSS: why do i not remember this
CptGeechSS: what did i say
Silly MonkeyCake: you wanted to know what time to come over and look at it
CptGeechSS: ok you are totally messing with me
Silly MonkeyCake: i am completely serious
CptGeechSS: or i am totally in the midst of a full on soap opera amnesia attack
Silly MonkeyCake: i thought you were kidding
CptGeechSS: no!
Silly MonkeyCake: like pretending
Silly MonkeyCake: and we never talked about it here
Silly MonkeyCake: do you remember calling?
CptGeechSS: oh my god
CptGeechSS: NO
CptGeechSS: like whats "a loooong time" ago
CptGeechSS: like roughly
CptGeechSS: because maybe it wasn't me and YOU'RE having the amnesia
Silly MonkeyCake: like right before you got your new car
Silly MonkeyCake: and i got my phone
CptGeechSS: oh my god rich
CptGeechSS: i swear to god i dont remember calling you
Silly MonkeyCake: you called i guess thinking i was the guy you bought your car from
CptGeechSS: ever
CptGeechSS: OH MY GOD
CptGeechSS: are you kidding?!
Silly MonkeyCake: i am not, i swear
CptGeechSS: the guy i bought my car from...his name was rich!
Silly MonkeyCake: wow!
CptGeechSS: wow that's hilarious
Silly MonkeyCake: so when you dialed
Silly MonkeyCake: you thought it was him!
CptGeechSS: hahahaha
CptGeechSS: did i get your voicemail?
CptGeechSS: holy shit i'm hilarious
Silly MonkeyCake: no i never left you one, you called me one day right after we were talking online and i thought you were being silly
Silly MonkeyCake: and i was like "yeah come on down at like 7...im on my way out though"
CptGeechSS: OH MY GOD
CptGeechSS: you posed as the guy i bought my car from!
CptGeechSS: and you never broke character!
CptGeechSS: and i really thought it was you!
CptGeechSS: i mean, him
Silly MonkeyCake: i wasnt trying to be deceving!
Silly MonkeyCake: i thought you were in on it!
CptGeechSS: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Silly MonkeyCake: like you had a weird sense of humor
CptGeechSS: i mean, i have a weird sense of humor
CptGeechSS: but not THAT weird
CptGeechSS: wow, what you must think of me
CptGeechSS: that is seriously the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life
CptGeechSS: i'm sitting in my apartment alone, LAUGHING
CptGeechSS: at how ridiculous this is
CptGeechSS: and now i totally remember the conversation
CptGeechSS: because i had talked to the guy before
CptGeechSS: and he was really nice
CptGeechSS: and then when i called again
CptGeechSS: he was sort of a dick, brushing me off
CptGeechSS: AND IT WAS YOU!
Silly MonkeyCake: haha
CptGeechSS: i can't believe you didn't say anything before this
Silly MonkeyCake: i kinda forgot
CptGeechSS: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
CptGeechSS: i can't wait to tell everyone i know
CptGeechSS: that this happened
Silly MonkeyCake: and when you didnt bring it up first i thought you were keeping up the reality
CptGeechSS: wow i'm sorry
CptGeechSS: you must have thought i was such a freak
CptGeechSS: i'm not, by the way
Silly MonkeyCake: oh no i didnt!
Silly MonkeyCake: its not unlike something my friends and i would do
CptGeechSS: i seriously can't stop laughing
Silly MonkeyCake: im a damn good actor aparenty!
CptGeechSS: wow
CptGeechSS: i'm amazed