oh pirates, why you gotta be so....sexxxay?

honestly, who would have thought that a dirty toothed, kinda fem, eyeliner wearing, dreadlock having pirate would be so hot? i definitely did not.

i remember when pirates 1 came out, that i saw it with franche and it rained a lot. i remember thinking, this will be stupid, but probably cute and orlando bloom is adorable. yeah. orlando WHO? because johnny depp is the star. every single time he's on screen.

he is so hot as captain jack sparrow it should be illegal.

i won't bore you with the plot of the movie. i'll just tell you - it's awesome. go see it. totally worth the ten bucks or whatever you pay for it.

damn you pirates! why you gotta be so sexxxay?