those who can...teach. oh yeah, and win golden globes.

the following is an excerpt of a conversation i had with my friend chrissy earlier today.




CptGeechSS: my boyfriend peter sarsgaard is hosting snl this week
MistaChris1: i hadn't seen it since i was little
MistaChris1: oh true
MistaChris1: is he dating maggie gyllenhaal
MistaChris1: or some other starlet
CptGeechSS: yes
CptGeechSS: maggie
MistaChris1: cute couple
CptGeechSS: yeah
CptGeechSS: except she stole him from me
CptGeechSS: cause he's my boyfriend
MistaChris1: lol
MistaChris1: true
MistaChris1: you should beat her up
MistaChris1: and then have a threesome with her brother and her boyfriend
MistaChris1: that would be nice
CptGeechSS: haha
CptGeechSS: yeah it would!
CptGeechSS: did you see brokeback
MistaChris1: i still didn't
MistaChris1: i really want to dammit
MistaChris1: maybe i'll see it on friday
MistaChris1: cause i missed the golden globes, but my dad dvr-ed it for me
MistaChris1: and i can see it before i see it win all the awards
CptGeechSS: hahaha
CptGeechSS: i really liked it
CptGeechSS: i saw it twice
CptGeechSS: lol
MistaChris1: i really really want to see it damnit
MistaChris1: i've just been too busy/sick i guess
CptGeechSS: yeah
MistaChris1: also, one of my film professors is the producer
CptGeechSS: what
MistaChris1: yeah, he accepted the award for it at the golden globes
MistaChris1: james schamus
MistaChris1: he wears bow ties a lot
MistaChris1: he was my film theory professor
CptGeechSS: you know someone who ACCEPTED A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR WORK THEY DID
MistaChris1: yeah, it's crazy
MistaChris1: i knew when i had him he was like a crazy screenwriter/producer
MistaChris1: but i didn't realize how big he was
CptGeechSS: whoa
CptGeechSS: that's insane!!!
MistaChris1: like he wrote the ice storm
MistaChris1: i like that movie
CptGeechSS: with kevin kline?
MistaChris1: yep
CptGeechSS: and christina ricci
MistaChris1: and he co wrote crouching tiger hidden dragon
MistaChris1: and produced that shit too
CptGeechSS: what the hell
CptGeechSS: dude
CptGeechSS: famous
MistaChris1: i know
MistaChris1: and i found out recently that he's the co president of focus features
MistaChris1: i wish i had got to know him better when he was my professor
MistaChris1: mostly i just kinda slept through his class
MistaChris1: lol
CptGeechSS: haha
MistaChris1: he was funny and stuff
MistaChris1: but it was theory
MistaChris1: i mean, come on
MistaChris1: lol
MistaChris1: i hardly remember it
MistaChris1: except for his bowties




none of my professors ever won a golden globe.